A day in the life of Thor & Doomsday

Thursday, August 30, 2007

12:00 pm- Mom comes home, and we patiently wait for our afternoon treat. We only get one if we were good, i.e; no pooping, no peeing, no tearing mom's underwear out of the drawer, no getting into the trash, no chewing on dad's guitar, no eating cardboard. Once she scans the area, we are in the clear.

12:10pm- After eating our treat, we are now really riled up. Its time to start playing. We make as much noise as possible, and run around the house wreaking havoc. Our "playing" is wrestling, chasing each other around, and chewing on each others cheeks/ears/arms/ or legs. The goal is to annoy mom as much as possible. Sometimes we mix it up and instead of tormenting each other, we seek out the cat and torment her. We find it very fun to annoy her. After all, its two against one.

12:11 pm- Our playing quickly turns into one of us whining or whimpering because the other one got too rough or was biting too hard. Mom yells, and we have to go to our separate corners. We sulk for a few minutes, and wait for mom to leave the room.

12:16 pm- We quickly get over our little fight, and its back to Play time.

12:39 PM- Our afternoon play session really tires us out. We can only go for about 20 minutes, because then its time for our 17Th nap of the day. We usually nap for about fifteen minutes, and then its time to start our cycle all over again.

3:36 PM- Dad comes home, and we pretend like we have been neglected all day. Sometimes we can score a treat from him too, but it depends on if mom tattles on us. Needless to say, our life is filled with playing and napping. It's rough.